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Randy D

Listen, I need someone to take over all these tildes!

They're everywhere!  I can't turn a corner without them crawling all over me, they're there when I go to sleep, they're there when I wake up, they never leave me alone!

Can any one of you help me out of this?




~

See, there's another one!




Posted - May 13, 2017
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  • "'ere ya go, mate!"

      May 13, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 53520


    I'm plum tapped out as far as finances go. How about if I just give them all to you in a trial-and-error basis?

    ~   Oops, there's one of them now!  See what I mean?
      May 13, 2017 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 53520


    (I think they're beginning to mock me!)
    ~
      May 15, 2017 12:03 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    (Beginning to mock you???) 
      May 15, 2017 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 53520


    How cruel. 
    (Sniff, sob.)


    ^•^
      May 15, 2017 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Well now you've woken them up with all your sniffling and sobbing...do you have any idea how long it took me to get them all down for a nap at the same time???  You can deal with them now, Mister!

      May 15, 2017 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 53520

    B...bu...but, but unlike you, I have no breasts to offer them!

    ~
      May 15, 2017 3:37 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Not my problem, dear.  I was just trying to help you out and keep them quiet until you roped WW into taking them.  Now that they've scared him off, you can just deal with them yourself.  
      May 15, 2017 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Don't worry, Randy!   I'm getting you the best help possible!

    Meet your new therapist, Dr. Zasio!  She's going to figure out how you got to this point!



    You'll also get a visit from these guys after I remove all of those tildes from your house!



    I'm pretty sure neither Dr. Zasio nor 1-800-GOT-JUNK have encountered a tilde hoarder before but I think they might be able to help you!

    I'll take the tildes to my tilde rescue farm in New Mexico!



      May 16, 2017 1:50 PM MDT
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