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Sorry, I keep forgetting: is it your turn to buy the tarp, duct tape and zip ties, or the lime, shovels and rubber gloves?



After all, I'm the one who supplied the car and loaded "the package" into the trunk.  It's only fair. 

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Posted - May 13, 2017

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  • 745
    why can't we just drive the car into a lake and watch as it drowns? I'm already exhausted from all the knife work.. This post was edited by nobodylair.37 at May 14, 2017 3:26 AM MDT
      May 13, 2017 9:58 PM MDT
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  • Where is "Doug" when you need him? Cos this Randy dude is NUTZ. 
      May 13, 2017 10:11 PM MDT
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  • Let's try chuck!!! :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NeF7jqf0GU4 
      May 13, 2017 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 53239


    Wait, Jaime, it's talk like that that makes me think you'll turn me in to the cops, especially if there's a reward involved, grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  Please do your ol' pal Randy a favor and tell me if that rag inside the trunk of the car smells like chloroform.  Yes, that's right, that's the one, just lean into it . . .
    ~
      May 13, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • I'm not posting  every thing you say on Twitter as we speak ... And I'm not putting a kick as' Instagram filter on that clorophorm soaked rag ... You're safe with me ;) ummm how much you make a year and what  amount would you cave into for blackmail kewo your reputation clean? I'm asking for Doug. 
      May 13, 2017 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 53239


    No such luck, Jaime Baby. It's high time I spring a little surprise I've been saving up for a moment just like this: Dougie-Boy here works for me.  
    That's right, I planted him so I'd have eyes and ears inside your little circle of friends, he's been reporting back to me three or four times a day, every single day. I've kept up on who can be trusted and who can't. 
    The good news is that he's always vouched for you, and for Wingy, Zack, and Lair. I know who's on my side, so don't louse things up at the last minute.  We dispose of this "package" according to plan, then we split up the loot and all go our separate ways. Nobody goes soft and starts thinking about going legit. Nobody gets wise and talks to the cops.  
    Now get on the horn and make that anonymous call to the newspapers. Time's running out 

    ~
    This post was edited by Randy D at May 13, 2017 11:28 PM MDT
      May 13, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
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  • You're taking like an olden days person to try and confuse me :/ I can make Millions  if I sell you all out on Instagram or Twitter ... Well maybe not ... But I'll get 509 likes and that is kinda a big deal. Translating into olden day talk for you ... ( THE JIG IS UP! ) 
      May 13, 2017 11:02 PM MDT
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    7933
    Now you are scaring me.  :   I
      May 13, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 53239


    Don't you dare go all queasy on me now, Morning Star; remember . . . 




    ~
      May 13, 2017 10:32 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    I got everything but the lime covered...
      May 14, 2017 12:36 AM MDT
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  • 10569
    It's ALWAYS your turn to buy them. My job is strictly luring them in.

      May 14, 2017 3:32 AM MDT
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  • 53239


    Leave it to to you to take the just-sit-there-and-look-pretty thing to A. WHOLE. NEW. LEVEL. 

    (((((Pssst, your panties are showing.)))))

    ~
      May 14, 2017 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 10569
    They're supposed to. It's part of the allure.
      May 14, 2017 11:08 AM MDT
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  • 53239


    It works, Sweetie, so keep it up!

    ~





      May 14, 2017 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Joe Peschi  does all that stuff for me.
      May 14, 2017 5:28 AM MDT
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  • 53239


    "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy."

    ~
      May 14, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 16537
    I thought we agreed to use garbage bags rather than a tarp? I lost the damned tarp anyway.

    *Hides tarp under a tarp*
      May 14, 2017 5:37 AM MDT
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  • 53239


    Black unused trash bags?  Sorry, I think that someone else has cornered the market in that particular gig. 

    ~
      May 14, 2017 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    sorry, im out of work so its only fair that you buy them
      May 14, 2017 4:56 PM MDT
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