Smart move ;) what Q&A site are you coming from? I find people don't join Q&A sites these days unless they have an attachment to them from the past.... So much social media these days ... If you'd rather not say ... That's okay:)
I've been on this site for about 4 months now, maybe more. I still have freaking idea what tildes mean :/ So I'm pretty sure you're all NUTZ then. It's an illegal mental disorder then. Cos I said so. So it doesn't matter which is worse. Also cos I said so.
Officer, I swear I don't know what that Aussie guy is talking about. In fact, I don't even know him. Slooty what? Sloopy? Nope, never heard of him before. If you ask me, it sounds made up to me. How's that? Tildes, you say? Hmmmm, and a whole sack full of them at that, eh? Sorry, but I can't help you there either. This Slow-burst character is probably off his meds, I'll guarantee it. No thanks, I don't smoke. Listen, I think I'd remember if a guy was holding my sack for me. No, that's not my style. Officer, I do a lot of things with my sack, but letting some strange cousin of a Kiwi man-handle it isn't one of them. Could you please repeat that? Oh, I don't know where he got my name from, but I'm pretty well-known around these here parts. I'm sure he just wants to glom onto my fame. He's most likely jealous, I get that a lot. Oh, look at the time, I've got to go. Say, are we just about finished here? I'm overdue at the orphanage where I proofread their fingerpainting selections. I missed two days in a row because I was delivering Bibles to elderly shut-ins. Sure, sure, I'll give you a call if this Shartie fellow tries to contact me. I'm always willing to help out you boys in blue, Officer. Did I ever tell you about the time I stumbled across a crate full of bootleg Mad Max videos? I turned them right in, I sure did. All fifty of them. Oh, you have heard about it, I see. Seventy-five? Really? Who remembers details, that's what I always ask. The important thing is that I did my civic duty. Come again, Officer? You're asking if I was convicted of producing counterfeit material in that case? Well sure, but it was all a misunderstanding. You see, I know this lady name Jess S. King, and she leads this sort of gang if ne'er-do-wells. Yes, she's the one. Fake boobs and cheap hair extensions, that's her alright. Anyway, I was trying to help rehabilitate her . . . ~
Look, Officer, clearly this Dandy D fellow has got his tildes in a twist, but I don't know anything about organized crime. Sure, I run a group, but we spend our days serving meals to underprivileged children and passing out bags of hygiene supplies and water to the homeless. You may have seen us in the rougher downtown areas because that's where the need is greatest. In fact, that's where I first saw this Rudolph character. He said he was passing out Bibles, but there was something funny about those books he was carrying. I don't want to cause a stir, but I saw all these weird hieroglyphic characters across the fronts of the books... they almost looked like horizontal waves. Now, I've never seen a tilde in real life- I've only heard stories about them, but it seems to jive. You don't think he's passing out literature on tildes, do you? Oh, for shame. What's this world coming to?
Where was I two nights ago? Well, I was home putting together those bags for the homeless. And, anyway, I don't even fit the description of this "Jess" person he was talking about. Honestly, officers, do these look fake to you?
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Benedict Arnold 