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Randy D

Does the restraining order you swore out against me prohibit me from attending your funeral? I checked the fine print, it doesn't specify.



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Posted - June 2, 2017
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  • 16794
    Actually, now you have to bury yourself. Alive. Now I'm dead, I'm everywhere ... and you're still not allowed within 200 yards of me.
      June 2, 2017 3:06 AM MDT
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  • 11013
    Most of the mourners that will be at my funeral also have taken out restraining orders against you, so it wasn't necessary for me to include it. You are prohibited from visiting my grave site, however.
      June 2, 2017 4:24 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Wow, you thought of everything, didn't you?  You're really covering all angles. That's why I like you so much: you're one smart cookie. It's just another of the great qualities you and I share. 




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      June 2, 2017 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    You'd be welcome at my funeral.. I don't plan on going for some time yet but when i do,  I would be honoured to have you attend. I look forward to meeting you.. of course I'd be dead an all but if I weren't we could go for coffee and cake :P
      June 2, 2017 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Rot off the bat I would say no.
      June 2, 2017 11:37 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I included the caveat that if you succeed in killing me, you win and can attend the funey.

    However, there are a few people that will be waiting to greet you at those funeral gates.
      June 2, 2017 11:40 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    Wait, what . . . ?

    :|
      June 2, 2017 1:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Read the words slowly like I taught you.

    You kill me?  People won't like it.
      June 2, 2017 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont care who comes since i wont even know whats going on
      June 2, 2017 3:54 PM MDT
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