You have it all wrong: unless a crime is committed near a window, plaintiffs cannot file suit for pane and suffering.
(Brush up on your statutes, kiddo. I'm not even an attorney and I knew that one! By the way, I want back every penny of the $12,500 retainer I paid you. There's no way I'm letting you defend me on that murder charge after I read this question of yours.)
No, because it's kind of hard to shut the door when there's a dead body in the doorway, not that I would know. After all, I don't have any personal experience removing dead bodies from doorways. I had to get Randy to do it for me, oh wait, I didn't say that. You didn't hear me say that, OK?