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What's the best way to be cool so I can hang out with Millenials at Starbucks? Tight pants? Hipster glasses? Learn JavaScript?

#Millenials

Posted - June 29, 2017
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  • 6988
    Fat wallet.
      June 29, 2017 11:54 AM MDT
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  • Tight pants will do it for me.


      June 29, 2017 11:55 AM MDT
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  •   June 29, 2017 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Isn't she darling though? The total package.  So uni-sex, who knows?  
      June 29, 2017 12:44 PM MDT
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  • 44516
    Just go there dressed like this. (With a wife-beater shirt. This will scare them away and you will have the joint to yourself.

      June 29, 2017 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Be a quadruple threat.  All three you mentioned above and make sure you add the blank stare anytime you say something they cannot compute.  BLANKO, followed by the in-a-hurry-to-go-nowhere look.  Followed by abject terror at the prospect of being unable to escape the situation.  Sorry, I don't have any pics of #millenials.  

      June 29, 2017 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Assless chaps do the trick for me.  
      June 29, 2017 12:53 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    just be yourself
      June 29, 2017 1:29 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    You need to learn a whole new language... or you wont understand what they are saying :P
      June 29, 2017 1:52 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Just buy a Rolex watch and you can dress any way you like. 
      June 29, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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