Sure, I'm laughing on the outside, but inwardly, I'm violently screaming, "Why do I let you select outfits for me?"

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HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

Just bring me my money, @#%¥•$!


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Peeamp.   Peeeamp in da fores.

Randy cannot understand white people talk wen he wearin dat phat fores green fedora.  (I crapped out at the end there)

Word!
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You heard me say that before huh. ;+

Here's another guy who could make any outfit work!
:)
Nice calf muscles, too.
:) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 4, 2017 8:53 AM MDT

Jane S, I'll never forgive you for tricking me into posing in that red mankini last year by promising you'd lift the restraining order and go out with me. Little did I know that you had hidden a camera in the dressing room and caught me in my exuberance at the prospect of our date.



To make matters worse, there was no date, and no lifting of the order.


:(  

If you're wearing that, come on over!
:)

But I could never do that, Welby; it would make Jane S absolutely fume in anger and jealousy . . .

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Randy. On second thought, I don't care if you do.

Sounds great! But I don't want to add to your extenuating circumstances with you and JaneS, so, on second thought, maybe you shouldn't come over. Maybe send me a video of you dancing in the outfit, though!
:)

Randy's too shy to do it, so here's the video of him dancing.

Nice Photoshop, Randy. If you looked like that instead of like this original photo, I might consider lifting the restraining order.

Wait, Honeybunch, did you say you might lift it?  I can change, Baby, I can change!  (Just let me finish this healthy stuff off, I plan to follow it with two hoagies, chili-cheese fries, a thick milkshake, some butterscotch fudge and a few boiled eggs.)  I'll change, you'll see, Snoogums. 



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I swear to you, Paynuts - - I saw your answer on the list on the main page and I looked for an image. Here's the image and comment I planned on, even before seeing your own complete answer and image here, ha!
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"You may be right, Paynuts! Great answer!
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UPDATE! Never mind! My image won't post for some reason. It was the same exact image you posted.  My fun-to-me reply completed failed here. This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 4, 2017 9:05 AM MDT

Hah! Yeah he wears some pretty bizarre outfits sometimes.

Yeah, he does!

He can makes them all look good, though! 

Thanks for replying, Paynuts -- I'm still minor-ly pissed that the image didn't post, ha! Hey, I just saw by chance that you start a new job tomorrow -- good luck!
:)