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If a person dressed up in a clown costume drove up in a covered van and asked you directions what would you do?

Posted - July 26, 2017
Tag : clown asks directions in van

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  • 16762
    Share an asthma inhaler with five other kids. That's how they filmed it - they COULDN'T shoot it the way King wrote it.
      July 26, 2017 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 23570
    Excellent!

    ;)
      July 26, 2017 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I concur WelbyQUentin, I concur. (winking at WelbyQuentin concurring away) :P
      July 26, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    Stephen King has a sick mind - I think he keeps it in a jar on his desk next to "the heart of a small boy".
      July 26, 2017 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    What does this have to do with Elvis?
      July 26, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    Nice try, Carbon, but I'm not going to give you directions. And I want you to fill the gas tank of my van before you return it to me. 

    ~
      July 26, 2017 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ok ok, how about YOU dress up as a clown and I give YOU directions. Fair is fair now. Go on get dressed hurry up i havent got all day. ;+
      July 26, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Take grandpa back to the home..... again.
      July 26, 2017 8:26 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    How did you know i went to a old folks home for men remolded into rental cottages near the sea?
      July 26, 2017 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Take out my trusty lasoo and hog tie the sucker.

    Then I'd tie him up to the wagon and make him walk behind me as I took over the rig.

    I am a mean varmint.  Don't cross me, clown.



      July 26, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Boy, id hate to see what youd do to the poor clown if he asked you out. poo clown. poo poo clown. ;(
      July 26, 2017 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I have had several boyfriends that were just that.  

    What did I do?  Well, I loved them and then woke up and did something about it. 

      July 26, 2017 9:04 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    Is that the one that Pennywise morphed into?
      July 26, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    There has been no change , yes.
      July 27, 2017 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    You had a mouth to insect your goods before you chose to indulge in them. You slut you. And i mean that in a goo way. ;))) 
      July 27, 2017 6:24 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    give him directions so he leaves
      July 27, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    hahah yes.
      July 27, 2017 6:27 PM MDT
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