I'm sorry, dear, but if I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times, we can't get a pony. Our pet dragon would eat it. I'll give you six glasses of wine and you have to share the pizza. :p
Remember when I used to get headaches from cell phones? I still do but not as bad since I moved. Anyway, one time I took some tin foil and wrapped my head so I could keep using social media, but I learned that tin foil would actually trap radiation and cause it to bounce back and forth within and also metal acts as an antenna so it wasn't a good idea. Anyway, it wouldn't take much for me to try weird things, LoL. : )