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If the government can read your mind despite the fact that you're wearing a tinfoil hat, what should you do?

(I'm asking for a friend.) 

Posted - July 28, 2017

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  • 44597
    Wow...two questions, same answer.
      July 28, 2017 4:20 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Let them read... Read away Mr/Mrs Government official.. maybe you will learn some stuff about how ordinary people think and feel and you might finally listen :P
      July 28, 2017 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    It's all disinformation!  Wearing a tin-foil hat enhances low frequency radio waves from HAARP in Alaska which makes it easier for the government to read your mind!  No! Really!


      July 28, 2017 4:30 PM MDT
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  • Listen to the band Rockwell on the repeat while sitting on your kitchen floor ... while  eating goldfish crackers and reddi whip. I know stuff about stuff ...especially government mind block stuff. And I forget the question, again :) 

    https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY


      July 28, 2017 4:42 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i would tell your friend not to worry about it cause theres no way they can read your mind
      July 28, 2017 4:44 PM MDT
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  • "Think all your thoughts in Vulcan."

      July 28, 2017 5:20 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Remove the chip they implanted while you were asleep.
      July 28, 2017 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'm fine with that.  I know my Leader has my back.  

      July 28, 2017 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    You put it online?  ONLINE?  I thought you were going to be discreet and just ask a neighbor over the gossip fence, or an acquaintance at your next dinner party!  Now everyone will know it's me you're talking abo.....wait, they don't know for sure, do they?


    SHHHHHHHHH!

      July 28, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Randy, you're wearing your tin foil hat all wrong!
      July 28, 2017 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 53502


    (I'm not an expert like you are. Please teach me, o Countess of Conspiracies, Princess of Premonitions, Queen of Quagmires, Duchess of Dubious Doubts, please teach your unworthy servant thine ways!)



    ~
      July 28, 2017 9:17 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    You need to have two tin antennas on top of your tin foil hat so the people at the secret underground Dulce Base that's somewhere under Colorado and New Mexico can transmit things directly into your mind.  That's how it's really done!

    Randy!  Randy!   You don't really love grammar!

    That was cruel.  I think they just broke Randy's brain!
      July 28, 2017 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    wuts hapening hear ,wear i be ?  whiy our awl dese granma boocks stacced arond me ?



    ~
      July 28, 2017 9:43 PM MDT
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