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What’s your funniest story involving a car?








Posted - August 9, 2017

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  • 22891
    ive never had anything funny happening involving a car
      August 9, 2017 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Well,  I came upon a car that had it's engine on fire. The owner had the hood (bonnet) open and flames were coming from the carburetter. I was in a big truck, so I jumped out with fire extinguisher in hand. I did not use it, however. I leaned over the engine AND BLEW THE FLAMES OUT!  I know that sounds impossible, but I did it. Just like Superman or something. The owner didn't even thank me. 
      August 9, 2017 2:21 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    Rat bastard!


      August 9, 2017 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That deserves a song, bhw.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 10, 2017 7:55 PM MDT
      August 10, 2017 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 23177

    I accidentally drove off a bridge.


    I walked away with no injury and I think it's funny now.
      August 9, 2017 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    I hate when that happens!

    How the heck do you accidentally drive off a bridge?
      August 9, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    If he were still alive, you could ask Senator Ted Kennedy.
      August 9, 2017 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 23177
    I never thought of the similarity of my experience and Kennedy's.

    I was alone in my car, though. And I landed in a corn field.
    :)
      August 9, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Totally missed the river....lol
      August 10, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 23177
    Definitely!
    :)
      August 10, 2017 11:09 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    ...and you did not have anything to contribute to someone's murder because you never reported it.  Or at least were highly suspect. 

    It's a shame that the highly talented in government still have these flaws to carry on and mess up everyone's future.  He at least was a great Senator when he got his act together.

      August 10, 2017 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hilarious

    Although this has nothing to do with your comment, tom, I thought you'd might like to see the only Kennedy pic I have saved. 

      August 10, 2017 11:19 AM MDT
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  • 23177
    Well, to be specific - - the bridge was relatively short in length. At the exact place the bridge ends, the road takes an immediate and very abrupt turn to the left. I had driven this road this road before and mentally was thinking I was at a different part of the road and I came upon the bridge unexpectedly.The speed limit of the bridge is 15 miles per hour. When I zoomed onto the bridge, I was going 55mph. I knew I couldn't manage the turn at the end of the short bridge, so I just kept the car heading straight forward -- I drove off the road and flew into the air and smash-landed in a cornfield. It wasn't a big drop --  maybe 50 feet? I'm unsure.
    :)
      August 9, 2017 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    Wow, lucky you weren't seriously hurt!
      August 9, 2017 4:03 PM MDT
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  • 23177
    You're right, LyricalOne! If I think about the experience for lengths of time, as I did in retelling the experience here, I can only come to the same conclusion you did.
    :)
      August 9, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    Just think of all the movie knowledge we would have missed out on getting!  
      August 9, 2017 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 23177
    Ha!
    :)
      August 9, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    It could have been nasty, but I can see how that is funny.  LOL

      August 10, 2017 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 23177
    The experience does tend to be an interesting conversation piece at times. But, you're right, when writing it out or talking about it, the nastiness potential always hits me. I'm grateful things turned out the way they did.
    :) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 10, 2017 7:55 PM MDT
      August 10, 2017 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I accidentally dove off a cliff in Sedona.  No injury.  I still am not totally laughing. 

      August 10, 2017 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 23177
    You're great, Shar to the Rona!
    :)

    Unless this really happened, then it's scary! It's just I thought you were joking because the way you wrote it sounds similar to the text/word choice rhythm I used in my answer.
    :)
      August 10, 2017 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It happened.  It happened so fast, I had no time to be scared.  One minute I was on this dark mountain road and the next I was on the ground and I cannot remember how deep that ravine was but the car landed upside down.  LOL

    No hurt at all to me, the car was totaled.  I guess that is why it wasn't funny.
      August 10, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 23177
    That's terrifying! I'm glad you're OK!
      August 10, 2017 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Perhaps you were on your way to watch the movie; 'A Bridge Too Far'?
      August 10, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
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