Sure, you COULD get yourself a lawyer, but then where would we be? Let's handle this ourselves. ~

Boise was a fluke; I was on my way to pay your bail when someone offered me a great deal on a truckload of after-market tildes. I'm weak, what can I say?
~

Excuse me, Mata Hari; you're the one in the room with the body, the witnesses heard you arguing with him and threatening his life, and everyone knows you two have been enemies for years. I, on the other hand, am loved by millions, I haven't ever been inside the house, and I'm all the way across town. Now quit gabbing, grab his legs so that we can roll him up into the carpet. Sheesh, haven't you watched any movies?
~

I'll flash a little thigh and you will be toast in a can for the next 10 decades.

Lol!

:)

Lettuce all celebrate ;)))

  
This post was edited by carbonproduct at August 15, 2017 7:00 AM MDT

I am in the right post?

for a ticket to go strait to jail. ahahahh