How well do you respond to blackmail, Lyr? I happen to have an entire series of filmed footage of all the women you've beaten down to keep me to yourself. Here's a still shot as a tiny sample:
Some women will say anything to get to themselves some Randy Candy. Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself. Learn to wait your turn and I'll just pencil you in for sometime next month.
There is a lot of talk about you around the lady's bathrooms, speaking of pencils. That would be your "size" according to the writing on the bathroom wall.