Rumor has it he's the ex-lover of one of our users. After their torrid affair ended, she's been on a full-out mission to get revenge by picking one lucky Q & A site and asking so many questions about him that he begs her to take him back so they can run off to his Florida compound and make hot, primal love until her every question is answered and she passes out on the bed exhausted and covered in orange monkey hair.
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