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I slipped and fell on a used condom. Could I be pregnant?

Posted - September 24, 2017
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  • 16753
    If it was turned inside out, and you fell on it naked, vagina first - nope, you're still not pregnant.
      September 24, 2017 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 44595
    mayhaps.

      September 24, 2017 1:02 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yikes.. looks like my beer gut.
      September 24, 2017 2:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124

     

      September 24, 2017 5:36 PM MDT
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  • 53502


    You do the splits whenever you fall, right?  I advise you to get that nursery ready.

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      September 24, 2017 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    There you are! I was ready to start asking a bunch of nipple questions to lure you in, like the bat signal!
      September 24, 2017 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 53502

    Wait, did someone say nipples?


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      September 24, 2017 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    NO! 

    Not even if you're pretty. :P
      September 24, 2017 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 2500
    That's age dependent.

    It's been scientifically proven that a 15-year old girl can get pregnant through a snowmobile suit just while walking past a guy having carnal thoughts about her. But women on the north side of 40 have a hard time even if they're the "unprotected" center of attraction for the entire month of January at the local "Pendulum" Club.

    But in your case I think you're out of luck either way as you've professed elsewhere to having both the X and the Y chromosomes in your DNA.
      September 24, 2017 9:02 PM MDT
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