How do YOU trim your toenails? See pic.

I use my teeth to cut off protruding nails.

I don't.  If they need trimming it's time to go to the salon.

I don't. I pay someone else to do it.

I've told this story here before, but being the Halloween season, I'll tell it again. My older sister had 'dog toenails'.  Very creepy like a werewolf or something. They were all brown and curved like a claw. I have this feature but only on my two smallest toes. Creepy! 

with scissors

I am taking lessons so I can trim my toenails and breathe at the same time.

I use nail nippers. 

I use a paper cutter -same way I give myself a haircut. 

You're supposed to trim them?!

When I have money, I get a pedicure. Or I trim them on my own. First, I soak my toes in warm water, to get my skin soft. Then, I use toe nail clippers. A cuticle tool, and cuticle cream. After, a nail file.
Finally, I paint my toe nails. Here, are some toe nail patterns I'm looking at to paint my nails for the holidays.

i rip off my toenails at the quick because i hate the texture of natural nails