Google Chrome browser is about as bad as I will put up with. The general impression is that the programmers think they own my computer. I prefer Firefox, but occasionally it gets freakish and doesn't straighten out until two or three updates are installed. For instance I can not use Firefox on Facebook because cursor keys do unpredictable things. Chrome gets annoying when I want to do something and the browser wants to argue with me. I mean when I press Alt-F4 I expect the program to quit, not argue because I am about to lose data.
Do all those words in the question mean "Portable Telephone"? :-)
It talks to me when I top it up (PAYG), and is very pleasant. The recording's lady used to say at one point, "I'll just put that [the payment] through for you", and was followed by the characteristic sound of an old-fashioned, mechanical shop till. Fortunately they removed that nonsense a long time ago.
My sat-"nag" (as a friend calls it) is very polite too even if I make a mistake in following it. This is usually on a confusing roundabout when "her" directions are often a bit late for the manoeuvres and you are not sure if "she" has counted your entry road as one of the exits.
If anyone is rude, it's usually me telling the unfortunate monitor what I think of Microsoft's illiteracy and arrogant assumption that it knows better than me, what I need or wish to do!
