Make guys walk into objects subconsciously with out trying to......It can give them stiff necks as well.....most all men are effected by this phenomenon ,young and old alike...... Strangely all men hit their ears..... :(D
Why don't elves drive Mokes? Moking is hazardous to your elf.
A slightly risque one: before my son and his partner got their own place, she'd frequently visit and spend the night. His bedroom was next to mine - and she's a "screamer". One morning after being rudely awakened, I waited for the noise to subside, then banged on the wall and growled "FINISH HER!" Hysterical laughter from him, a strangled "eep!" from her - and they moved into their own place a fortnight later ...