Why were you kicked out of school?

Never. I love school and school loves me.

"The school year had been over for two days and I wouldn't leave!"  More like "dragged" though.

I got sent home from school in first grade after telling my teacher a new joke I liked.
Both of my parents laughed quietly with each other as they took me home.

 

  it neva hapent too mee :NEVVA ¡

I was a good little boy.

I only got sent home from school once.  It was in the eighth grade.  I wore the wrong socks.  They had peace signs on them and the principal somehow thought that was offensive.  My dad thought that was a stupid reason to make him come and get me, so the next day he got his revenge on the principal by sending me to school in a black T-shirt with a mushroom cloud behind the Denver skyline on it.  The principal just glared at me all day without saying anything.

The principal was just being a jerk as usual.  There wasn’t anything about peace signs listed in the dress code.  He just made up his own dress code violations as he went along.

I graduated.