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You will have guests in one hour. You room smells like putrid farts. What do you do?

*They are the type to enter your room (you share a house with other people and don't have other spaces to hang).

Posted - June 26, 2016

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  • 167

    Fabreeze it seems to work in the commercials.

      June 26, 2016 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    1.  The only way that would happen is if some disaster occurred like my toilet backing up.  My house is always clean.  Or at LEAST clean-smelling. 

    2.  The only guests that would be coming is someone to fix said plumbing.

    I would never have anyone over if my home was unkempt.  No matter how screwed up my life is, my house is clean.

      June 26, 2016 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 22891

    invite your guest to go out to eat with you so they dont see your room

      June 26, 2016 7:51 PM MDT
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