The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
Tell him I was too f**king busy - or vice versa. - Dorothy Parker
Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding! - Betty White
Excuse me, Samuel Butler, but with how my mind flies around irrationally, rapidly and anxiously, being bored for a few moments would be a godsend for contemptible me!