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Scenario: Randy D has acquired a vial of some of your DNA. Meh, what's the worst he could do? ~





Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/47928/scenario-you-have-acquired-some-of-randy-d-s-dna-meh-what/view/post_id/421023

Posted - January 2, 2018
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  • 1812
    I have a feeling Randy D is going to make a klone.
      January 2, 2018 11:17 PM MST
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  • 53509


    Do you believe that there's really a wey for that to happen?
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      January 2, 2018 11:19 PM MST
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  • 1812
    Do you have a will?
      January 2, 2018 11:21 PM MST
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  • 53509


    That's profound, Dude.  There is a WEY.
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      January 2, 2018 11:37 PM MST
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  • 44620
    Dammit...you stole my answer. I hope he clones you into a camel.
      January 3, 2018 12:58 PM MST
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  • 11009
    He will make another JaneS and finally leave me alone. I'm not sure there's a downside.
      January 3, 2018 5:06 AM MST
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  • 53509


    Heck, for that matter, why stop at just one?



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      January 3, 2018 5:47 AM MST
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  • 11009
    I doubt that you could handle one, let alone more than one.
      January 3, 2018 6:51 AM MST
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  • 53509


      Oh, I do pretty well. Two is a small number for me, by the way. 

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      January 3, 2018 9:27 PM MST
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  • 11009
    You misunderstood - I don't know how many other women you think you can handle. You couldn't handle me!
      January 4, 2018 4:14 AM MST
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  • 53509


      They're all just practice, sweetie, so I can brush up on my skills to be able to handle you!


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      January 4, 2018 6:12 AM MST
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  • 5451
    He's busy planting it at the crime scene.

      January 3, 2018 9:54 PM MST
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  • 53509


      Er, um, HELLLLLLLO?  I got it from the crime scene!  You know how you are. (And quit trying to frame me with framing you!)

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      January 3, 2018 10:45 PM MST
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  • 5451
    So, now we can place you AT the crime scene based on your own admission.  That's good to know.  Thanks!
      January 3, 2018 11:36 PM MST
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  • 53509


      I, I, I was there after the fact, I was the one who called the police, I had no motive, plenty of guys look just like me, there's no way my footprints match up to those, the eyewitness is lying, lots of people use tildes, you're all over the map on these clues, my aunt is a magistrate judge, I work undercover for the CIA, ten people will swear that I was clear across town, that glove won't fit me, I was at a church social handing out second-hand clothing to the poor, they're doing all kinds of things with videotape these days, I'm too young to go to prison, I don't even own a 1990s Members' Only jacket, I can explain how my fingerprints got on that blunt object that was found next to the victims, I'm going to slide this envelope stuffed with thousands of dollars over towards you and pretend that I never saw it before, bite marks Schmite marks, please tell me that Bubba has been paroled, I have diplomatic immunity as the Grand Exhalted Ambassador to the US from Tildgramia, I was in jail when it happened, I was only joking with the "I could kill him with my bare hands", wow the DNA results sure came back from the lab quickly . . .


     
    This post was edited by Randy D at January 6, 2018 6:37 AM MST
      January 4, 2018 12:19 AM MST
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  • 22891
    have no idea
      January 5, 2018 1:40 PM MST
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  • 23577

    He may worry a bit more than he is used to.
      January 6, 2018 6:38 AM MST
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