Thank you for asking, but I've been living with it for so long now that I take it in my stride. Frankly I think it would almost have been a blessing to have been born dumb and ugly. But I guess many of us pass through an equivalent state of wizened cretinism - right before we croak, that is.
BTW SmartAZ was the name of the forum run by the Arizona chapter of Mensa back in the BBS days. I didn't like the forum, but I always admired the name.