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(((Pssst, I need an alibi for last Tuesday from 3 to 6 am. How much will you charge me for your testimony?))) ~




Posted - February 9, 2018

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  • 13395
    I need to borrow your car to drive my friend to the bank to 'apply for a quick loan'.
      February 9, 2018 8:52 AM MST
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  • 53526


      Sure, it's all gassed up and here are the keys. Hey, wait a minute, what's with the masks . . . ?
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      February 9, 2018 8:54 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Well there is a lot of bad bugs going around so have to protect one's self from and besides a lot of air pollution that could hurt our pretty faces y'know.
      February 9, 2018 10:01 AM MST
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  • 22891
    a lot
      February 9, 2018 4:30 PM MST
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  • 2052
    This sounds like a tilde showdown at the ok corral. 
      February 9, 2018 5:01 PM MST
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  • 17614
    What's the charging for.  We were drinking coffee on the terrace at the time, as I recall.  Silly you.............
      February 9, 2018 7:14 PM MST
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  • 17614
    What's the charging for.  We were drinking coffee on the terrace at the time, as I recall.  Silly you.............
      February 9, 2018 7:37 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Awesome.  You know how badly I have been dying to gain access to the White House to off... I mean to honor Trump.   I'll do it for a dollar.  And a reference for my resume'.

    This will be perfect for the resume'.   When he sees how I can be bought for a prayer, I will be a shoo-in for Chief of Staff.  I have no credentials, I am a liar and I love to make some cash.   What a book I can write in jail.  I mean, after Trump honors me for my great contributions.

      February 9, 2018 7:41 PM MST
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