POLL: what percentage of the time can you control whether or not you burp? ~
1. Zero - never. It's involuntary.
2. 10 - hardly ever. I'd have to put too much thought and effort into holding back.
3. 25 - about a quarter of the time. It depends on what I've been eating.
4. 50 - sometimes I can, sometimes I can't.
5. 75 - I mastered that after age three or four, haven't had much of a problem since.
6. 90 - ok, one slipped out after lunch yesterday, so sue me.
7. 100 - What's wrong with you? I was raised properly, Randolph.
8. None of the above/other answer.
Posted - February 9, 2018