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POLL: if you found out that I was locked in your neighbor's basement, being beaten daily and starving to death, you WOULD call the police so that I could be rescued, right?

  • Who ARE you again, Dude?
  • Oh, now you want my help, after grammar-policing me practically every time I post something.  How's my grammar now, fake cop?
  • Of course I would: I'd spin it so that you'd be arrested and my neighbor would receive a medal.
  • No, I don't stick my nose in others' business, I don't want to get involved.
  • My neighbor?  Hey, look around in there and see if my lawn mower is anywhere in sight.
  • Sure, I'd do anything for you, Randy D.  I'll get around to it eventually.
  • You're kidding, right?  Who do you think is the neighbor's accomplice?  Duh.
  • Not until well after the ransom is paid and I'm on the international flight.
  • This is the chance I've been waiting for: you occupy AnswerMug's list of Top Five Contributers much too often. So long, Sucker!
  • Ok, ok, stop crying already, ya big baby.  I'll call them.

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Posted - June 26, 2016

Responses


  • 167

    Oh of course I would after all who on Earth is going check my comments for grammatical errors if you are stuck in a basement. A Southern Belle has to uphold her reputation ya know.

      June 26, 2016 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 304
    The last one.
      June 26, 2016 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 152
    I would only pay attention if I heard your screams and these yells were ending in exclamation points!!! :)
      June 26, 2016 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    Thank you!

    :)

      June 26, 2016 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    *Sob, boo hoo.*  Thank you, thank you, thank you!  *Sniff, sniff.*

    ~

      June 26, 2016 8:26 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    (((Wow, a true grammarian after my own heart!)))

    ~

      June 26, 2016 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 411
    • Who ARE you again, Dude?
      June 26, 2016 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 167

    Oh you are most welcome :)

      June 26, 2016 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    LOL.

    ~

      June 26, 2016 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 386
      June 26, 2016 10:01 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    ~

      June 26, 2016 10:11 PM MDT
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  • 386
      June 26, 2016 10:14 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    That's not a picture of me, it's a picture of you.

    :|

      June 26, 2016 10:17 PM MDT
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  • 386
      June 26, 2016 10:25 PM MDT
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  • D&D

    682

    I don't butt into other people's business. Evil people every corner. You don't expect me to make enemies of every one of them do you?

    Maybe you did something deserving of it.

    If not well, no good deed goes unpunished.

      June 26, 2016 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    Wait, don't leave me here!  You don't know what it's like down here, don't let them get away with this!  You have to help me! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    ~

      June 26, 2016 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    The "evil" police?

    :|

      June 26, 2016 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 386
      June 26, 2016 11:00 PM MDT
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  • 53345

    I stand corrected: the "vile" police.

    __

      June 26, 2016 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 53345
    THANK you, Fifi! You're the only one who cares!
    ~
      June 27, 2016 3:28 AM MDT
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  • 1264

    I would definitely consider that, but first I'd see if they'd loan you to me for a little mowing and other chores, lol. 

      June 27, 2016 4:44 AM MDT
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  • 53345
    Hey, wait! That was YOU?

    :|
      June 27, 2016 7:34 AM MDT
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  • 53345
    I knew it! You're in on this!

    CONSPIRACY!!!

    :|
      June 27, 2016 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 22891

    i would call the police

      June 27, 2016 8:28 PM MDT
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