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If animals ran their own restaurants, what types of human dishes would they serve, and what would they call them? ~

Posted - April 3, 2018

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  • 46117
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      April 4, 2018 12:25 AM MDT
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  • 53394
      April 5, 2018 6:40 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Femme For'Tail would be the Breast meat to eat :)
      April 4, 2018 3:26 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Well, 'spotted dick' can be made with any kind of meat, or even SPAM-
      April 4, 2018 3:38 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Backyard weiner roast. 

    Rump of Trump. 
      April 4, 2018 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Payback Pudding

    Karma Kabobs

    Vengeance Vittles




      April 4, 2018 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Penis pops. 

    (Am I allowed to say penis?)
      April 4, 2018 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Your Mummy would be the correct person to ask I think in this case I'd say ...Going public with questions like this won't bode well you on the Internet I think...:( 


    :)D 
      April 5, 2018 1:55 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Haha!

    You know how sensitive some folks are. ;) But seriously, if the word "elbow" is allowed, "penis" must be allowed as well. 

    And there's another dish ~ elbow etouffee! 
      April 5, 2018 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Did you know that the male scrotum is the only place on the body to take skin from if you need a skin graft on your elbow ...
    How that effects us girls God only knows.... Maybe we have to ask for donors instead of boner's and just be grateful for small mercies...:( D   
      April 5, 2018 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 53394
      

      Don't blame me; along with other body parts of mine, I've been offering my scrotum to women for years. I'm not stingy with donating, my friend. 



    ~
      April 5, 2018 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    To donate means the thing you give is gone forever....There is no borrowing  it back cuz you miss it ....Youll  have sit like your betters if you're in dire need of a Leek ....

    :)D 
      April 5, 2018 12:06 PM MDT
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  • 53394


      I give the gift that keeps on giving. 


    ~
      April 5, 2018 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I do hope you're not an Indian giver...:( 
      April 5, 2018 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    LMAO!
      September 5, 2022 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 16629
    Hungarians goulash
    French fried
    Chinese noodles
    Po' boy sandwich
    Breast of peasant
    Baked Alaskans
      September 5, 2022 11:09 PM MDT
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