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What would Jesus's bumper sticker say?

Posted - April 8, 2018
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  • 5354
    "Holy baby inside". No that one is Mary's.

    "If I'm in your way, just remember I am the way". Too long.

    "I'm giving up, and going home to dad". still too long.

    "See you later " This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at April 9, 2018 5:16 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 12:33 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Out of work and looking for a free ride ...give generously.  :( 
      April 9, 2018 2:25 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    Follow me. 
      April 9, 2018 3:20 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    "For MY sake, you're doing it wrong!!"
      April 9, 2018 8:02 AM MDT
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  • 3375
    "I did not vote for Donald J. Trump"

    "I never said those things you claim to quote"

    "Quit doing that stuff in my name"
      April 9, 2018 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    End lerigion.  Untie with me.
      April 9, 2018 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Untie?

    That is what caused Legion in the first place.
      April 9, 2018 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Jesus was dyslexic -that's why he spoke in parables. He gets it from his Old Man. Why do you think the bible can be so confusing.  This post was edited by Kittigate at April 9, 2018 8:34 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Jesus don't drive, jive turkey!

      April 9, 2018 12:33 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I love that cartoon!
    :)




    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 9, 2018 3:09 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    But he did ride, Bucko.
    This post was edited by Element 99 at April 9, 2018 5:42 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    But where do you put the bumper sticker on that ?
      April 9, 2018 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 23577

    " I bet Jesus would have used His turn signals. "


    (wait a sec --  that's on my car)




    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at April 9, 2018 4:30 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    "WALK WITH ME...and try not to drown"
      April 9, 2018 1:45 PM MDT
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  • 2658
      April 9, 2018 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    The pictured sticker got CA...Element 99... This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at April 9, 2018 3:07 PM MDT
      April 9, 2018 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    It wouldn't matter.

    Since Jesus wasn't white ... he would be pulled over by the cops, then beaten and jailed for looking like a terrorist ... unless he was shot for being black.
      April 10, 2018 7:54 AM MDT
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