This isn't the right thyme for jokes, you two. You're both just clouding what should be a cirrus subject, only to rack up points and curry favor with your peanut galley. I'm writing this to counter your offerings with cutting commentary, even though I know you'll just try to butter me up. I won't boil over, this type of thing doesn't steam me up, I stay at a low simmer over topics like this one, but please just chill on the humor. Not everyone can stomach that type of thing.
I've had just about all I can utensil of your forking jokes. You two have bowled us over with spicey puns and innuendo peppered with sly references to food. How much of this tripe do you expect us to swallow? Please don't cook up any more, it just fries our brains. No bones about it, this is something you should stew over before spooning it out to us, Duncan and Betty. ~
You seem to be able to dish it out as well. I could spice it up with some salty sailor jokes. I could also throw you a red herring, but that would be too fishy and you would just retort with another marine animal joke.
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