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Why are clams so happy?

Posted - April 15, 2018
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  • 5835
    They have not discussed their reasons with me.
      April 15, 2018 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    I suspect they aren't... it's a clam scam, lies made up to make others feel inferior and miserable because they can never attain the alleged happiness of clams
      April 15, 2018 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 44603
    I have made some clams happy.
      April 15, 2018 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    The mind boggles as to what was involved in that! :P
      April 15, 2018 11:42 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Is this one of your Stock questions ?
    I'm going to have to stew on it for a while to come up with a soup'er answer..... :)
      April 15, 2018 12:09 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    NO MORTGAGE.
      April 15, 2018 4:15 PM MDT
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  • "Salt water is an aphrodisiac."
      April 25, 2018 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    "Life is better down where it's wetter!"

    I still think that is the most obscene quotation I have heard. Disney flicks have always been famous for obscene outtakes. For example, the female centaurs in "Fantasia" didn't wear bras until some churchy citizens saw them.

      April 25, 2018 9:13 PM MDT
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  • Because they have a big shiny pearl in their laughing mouth....hehehe
      April 26, 2018 9:44 AM MDT
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