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Guys, she invites you to her place for the first time, and as soon as you step inside, you're greeted by this scene:





What is your first thought?

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Posted - May 2, 2018

Responses


  • 3523
    Whack job, don't get involved.
      May 2, 2018 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Lol!

    RUN!
    ~
      May 2, 2018 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 10643
    It wouldn't bother me a bit as I love cats.  Hmmm... I wonder which cat dumped the Friskies?  I know which of my cats would do (has done) something like that.  
      May 2, 2018 10:13 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I would guess "Cat Lady" but those are usually quite elderly. You would accept an invitation from an old biddy like that ?
      May 2, 2018 10:38 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Sometimes, it's not the lady who finds all those cats, it's the cats who find the lady. 
    ~
      May 3, 2018 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    That wouldn't be very good. Last gal I dated had cats and one of them killed my dog. He choked on it.

    Actually I like cats but we'd have to have some discussions before getting too involved with each other. 
      May 3, 2018 12:51 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Did you get him to a vet in time ? If not, my condolences on your loss
      May 3, 2018 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    By the time we noticed him he was already dead with the cat's tail sticking out of his mouth. 
      May 3, 2018 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    please... tell me a truthful reply 
    saying you were joking??
      May 3, 2018 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Dark humor. 
      May 3, 2018 6:24 PM MDT
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  • "Hmmm ... I wonder what's for dessert?" :)
      May 3, 2018 2:34 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    Hey, wait . . . 
    ~
      May 3, 2018 4:18 AM MDT
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  • 17599
    If it were me visiting a guy's place I would say that I hate to be rude but I just cannot tolerate animals in and around a people house.  I would suggest going out for dinner or either say goodnight.   That kind of animal cohabitation should be made known to probable visitors.  
      May 3, 2018 5:04 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Exit, stage right.
      May 3, 2018 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 16794
    I'd nope right outta there. One cat, or even two or three, I can tolerate. But there comes a time when you just can't keep a place clean when there's that many. The stench knocks you over.
    I've done jobs for "crazy old cat ladies" more than once - mouth breathing and rushing the job. Carefully watching where I put my feet.
      May 3, 2018 7:31 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    I'd wonder why she has brick and cement flooring.
      May 3, 2018 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Lol, good point. 


    ~
      May 3, 2018 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    Check those collars. They look tight. But it's hard to tell. You have to stick two fingers under the collar to see if it's loose enough.
      May 3, 2018 10:09 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Wow, that's just like the method for checking the tightness of handcuffs and leg shackles. 

    (Hey, wait . . . )
    ~
      May 3, 2018 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Run, Forest - RUN!
      May 3, 2018 11:02 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Whoa...
    oh no
    no way
    Bye...
      May 3, 2018 3:51 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    "Cat lady, oh no!"

    Reminds me of the cat lady from the movie: "Jeepers Creepers". She dies. 

      May 3, 2018 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i would think thats funny
      May 14, 2018 5:59 PM MDT
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