You put your right leg in, You put your right leg out, You put your right leg in, And you shake it all about And you watch your guy's eyes As he ogles your thighs, That's what it's all about.
Hey! Those aren't my legs, I don't have skin as smooth as that! I do NOT wear women's clothes, people! And look at those delicate, dainty, feminine hands! I've got big ol' giant gnarly man-hands! Jane is merely trying to boost her frivolous pool of evidence for her frivolous restraining order filings! Grrrrrrr! ~
Toulouse Lautrec: "She is not undressing, she is dressing. The man is her husband and they are preparing to celebrate their twenty seventh wedding anniversary by having dinner with their son, who is a dentist. You clearly have a sick mind to think otherwise. Please don't look at my pictures any more."