How did you dismantle all the hidden cameras and microphones that I planted throughout your house? It took me days and days to install them.

  I did?  Doh!



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  I know, right?  (At least, that's what I want you to believe, my Chickadee . . . )

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 As usual, I'll send the bill.  Fail to pay it, and you'll be hearing from my attorney (as usual).  Grrrrr. 

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I did pay your attorney, as usual.

I thought we had an agreement.  I pay your attorney, he leaves me alone and forgets about all of your complaints, he goes home and you never hear about it or get any of the money.  Our system works just fine!

  "We"????  Who the heck is "we"? My attorneys are supposed to work for ME!  They certainly cash every check I send to them!   Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

  I know, huh?



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