I may have reveled in the different spellings we have because I knew he couldn't challenge them, but that's as far as I am going to confess.... walls have ears... If I tell all I am sure he will get to hear of it, so it has to be our secret.
I have always taken into account the differences between certain ways words are spelt in various countries and cultures where English is spoken, and I've never dreamt of causing difficulties for people of those countries or cultures based on that. It would be unfair to colour all with the same brush, so I symbolically take the lift to the highest floor of the Tower of Babel, have myself a fag and chat up the birds who work there serving fish and chips or a pint. There's a littkelittle bit more going on in the figurative bonnet of my lorry, I wouldntwouldn't hold it against any bloke or bird just because his or her parlance is not the same as mine. Pardon me now, I'll take my leave until the morrow. ~
This post was edited by Randy D at May 27, 2018 1:30 AM MDT
I hope you don't paint people with the same brush ,for a start it's very unhygienic....I'm also feel that by holding it against Birds you'll surly get at least some feathers stuck all over it.... Now ,no reason to get into a flap over this as I served my time with a Pleasant Plucker or should that be Pheasant .....:(
If you two think I'm just going to sit here while you argue about which one of you is going to get busy with me, you've got another think coming. I'll settle it for you right now: I only swing ONE way.
Hey, wait! You're right! Hmmmm, Carbie/Nice Jugs? Carbie/Nice Jugs? Element, you're out of the picture completely. With a choice like this, I know exactly what I want, an' it ain't you, homey!