Why does belly button lint smell so rank?

  I hope you also appreciate that I kept the plastic ware from the very first time I took you to one of those places, I wash it and keep it in a plastic bag.  Every time we go eat, I take it out, and save .34 cents!  Isn't that great?

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You save your wares in a plastic bag then take it out after you eat? You smooth operator you. ;o

  I know, I know; you can't believe how smooth I am with the ladies, right?  It amazes a lot of folks, it really does.


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I don't think she wants it in her belly button.

  That's only because you don't know how kinky she is.



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I dont think she wants it in her glory hole, NOT belly button.  Geeze, who would have thunk.

  I've done things to/with various women's belly buttons in my day.  They're fun!


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As long as you dont smell your fingers afterwards. ;+

  That's one of the best parts.

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No, licking them is. ;+

And please pick butt afterwards.

  Hold on, pal!  Any guy who wants to marry Carbie has to line up behind me!  And as soon as I've married Just Asking, and Merle, and Jane S, and Lyrical One, and Bozette, and Nice Jugs, and Neelie, and Livvie, and Soosie, and Thrifty Maid, and Sunshine, and RebeccaSJ, and Veena K, and Morning Star, and half a dozen others, I'll get around to marrying Carbie. Learn to wait your turn, buddy.

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Bigamy becomes you big guy. ;))

  Oh, I forgot to mention that there would be a quickie divorce after each of those marriages. I'm big, sure, but when it comes to marriage, I'm no bigamist.  One at a time please, ladies, one at a time.
  (((I'll install a revolving door on my bedroom just so no one gets confused.)))




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While your sifting through wives, can I be your full time mistress?  It will help with your divorces. ;))

  (your you're)

NOW you've crossed the line...Stay away from JA. You have been warned.

LOL!! :D

  I'll take you any day of the week, Elm, ol' buddy. Two out of three falls decides, fella, and to the winner goes the spoils. Grrrrrrrr. 

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Carbie, Just Asking, Merle, Jane S, Lyrical One, Bozette, Nice Jugs, Neelie, Soosie, Thrifty Maid, Sunshine, RebeccaSJ, Veena K, Morning Star, and me is fifteen.  Half a dozen more makes twenty-one, so it's 21 against Randy!

  "Against"?  Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.  Women love them some Randy D!  Women aren't against me, they're my biggest fans, I'm their biggest fan!  Look at yourself as case in point: you're practically obsessed with me!  If it were not for the strong love you have for hubby and the twins, you and I would have run away together a long time ago.

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Goes to prove hate is not the way to go, good times are. ;))

I'll take silly anytime.