Wouldn't it be lovely to be a genius! Truth is I rank in the 80th percentile, well within the range of average. But that figure generalises. I do well in four specific forms of cognition, am mediocre in several and hopelessly poor in maths.
Once there was a boy named Odd. He went to school and had friends and got married and raised a family. He told his wife, "Honey, I've always hated my name. When I die, don't put it on my headstone." Well, she did as he asked, and to this day people visit that cemetery and see that blank headstone and say,
Nice Jugs 