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Do you own an umbrella?

Posted - June 24, 2018
Tag : Umbrella

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  • "Nope, but I do own some rain gear/clothes."
      June 24, 2018 6:05 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    I dont own one either. I thought I was the only one. ;)
      June 24, 2018 6:06 AM MDT
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  • I've lived in SoCal most of my life.  I'm not sure they sell them here.   :)

    Anyway, trying to hold one while riding a motorcycle is harder than it looks! This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 24, 2018 7:36 AM MDT
      June 24, 2018 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    omg lol!! ;D
      June 24, 2018 6:17 AM MDT
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  • 44617
    That's what clean, unused black trash-bags are for.

      June 24, 2018 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      There's got to be a way to fit a tilde-related or a grammar-related or a sandwich-related joke into that. 
    ~
      June 24, 2018 7:08 AM MDT
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  •  I took some time out of my busy schedule, just for you, Ole' Buddy, and ran a couple of highway tests on your theory.  You will be disappointed to learn that clean, unused black trash bags, at sixty miles per hour, became roadside litter.  :)
      June 24, 2018 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      I've got one!

      Wouldn't it be a hoot to learn that Randy D is actually that Black Plastic Unused Trash Bag Guy?  LOL!


    ~ 
      June 24, 2018 7:21 AM MDT
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  • 44617
    Yes I do. It's in my car.
      June 24, 2018 6:14 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    Several. Would be nice if we would get some rain so I could use them. 
      June 24, 2018 7:04 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      No, I do not. (Now that I think about it, I don't believe I have ever owned one.)

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      June 24, 2018 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 5835
    Yes, I own one. For my library.

      June 24, 2018 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    I own a couple. I wish I knew where they were.
      June 24, 2018 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      I can account for the whereabouts of at least one of them, my Lamb.  You dropped it in your haste to get away from me after we left the courthouse. 

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      June 24, 2018 7:52 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    I didn't drop it. I threw it at your head.
      June 24, 2018 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Oh. That's going to be part of my lawsuit against you. 

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      June 24, 2018 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 10639
    Sure!  It's a 9-ft patio umbrella that I use to deflect the sun/heat from the windows.  It angers my sun-worshiping cats, but it keeps the house almost 10 degrees cooler.
      June 24, 2018 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    I own two, but one is broken. Rarely used. 
      June 24, 2018 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    I have one in my golf bag. It was a gift from the local Chrysler dealer. (gee, I bought a truck from them in 1997.)  The umbrella is still doing better than the '97 truck.
      June 24, 2018 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Which one of them is more likely to get blown away in a heavy rainstorm, windstorm, tornado or hurricane?

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      June 24, 2018 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    Yes.  No.  I think so.  I don't know where it might be.  Maybe it's just no.
      June 24, 2018 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    yes
      June 25, 2018 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 423
    Around here nobody OWNS an umbrella. An umbrella is its own thing. They have rights just like the rest of us. Didn't you know that?
      June 28, 2018 9:28 AM MDT
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