What is something that might seem inappropriate to try selling door-to-door?

Road kill and refurbished condoms.

I suppose.

Adult toys

Yeah.

10. Oneself

9. One's spouse

8. One's child/children

7. Someone else's spouse

6. Someone else's child/children

5. Counterfeit money

4. Stolen property

2. Illegal drugs

1. Unregistered tildes (I've tried it, it's not worth the trouble. Even though it's only a misdemeanor, they automatically give you six months at county.)


[Don't worry; this one is registered. I think.]
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How do you get the condom on the roadkill? Is it best done pre-mortem or post mortem? (In not very well versed on these things, nor am I very experienced at them. Yet.)

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I give free tildes with any purchase. I get knock-off made in China.

Elephants.

Yes probably.

But elephants are so awesome!!

Ever hear of Diamond Jim Brady? He made a living selling steel plows. Door to door. (Or rather farm to farm.) On foot. Carrying the plow on his shoulder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_Jim_Brady

In my neck of the woods selling door-to-door is inappropriate.

iPhone apps.

Caskets, cremation urns, lost souls of politicians

Interesting.

Ok.

Yes.

I suppose.

Umm.. Not something I might try.

Ok, Andy! I found it! Lol!

Real estate on the moon and Mars.

Right.