I actually did catch someone stuffing a package of bacon down their pants at a convenience store I worked at. We confronted him and called the police. During all of that he ran to the back and threw the bacon on the floor. He defended himself in court and got off. Claiming we could not prove he put the bacon on the floor or down his pants. We even had customer as an eye witness who seen him shove into his pants. Oh, well.
probably would just think,,,"Karma is a beoch". Saw this dude in Safeway stuff some beer in his pants and walk right past the guard... I didn't say anything, but the silent thoughts were yelling at the guard to look at that dude...LOL
When I worked in grocery, a young couple come in. Except for wearing long coats in the summer, they looked "normal". They were in the store for quite some time before they finally checked out. HOwever, they only purchased a few items. Suspicious, the clerk called for management. The manager politely asked them if everything was ok, to which the lady replied that she was 9 months pregnant and needed to go home. The manager looked at her, nodded and said that it was strange that she was that far along so fast, as she wasn't pregnant when she'd came in the store. The lady had stuffed over $800 worth of meat under her coat.
I would start screaming and yelling and running in circles knocking items off of shelves and eventually fall to the floor from exhaustion. And when I finished with my tantrum, the man would still have a steak in his pants.