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When in public, what do you do if your butt crack itches?

Posted - July 6, 2018
Tag : my butt crack itches

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  • 44519
    Scratch yours.
      July 6, 2018 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Sounds very kind of you. ;)
      July 6, 2018 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    I'm tough. I let it itch.
      July 6, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    I guess my first thought would be to find a restroom. Second option would be too sit down and wiggle around on the seat in an attempt to give myself a deliberate wedgie.  
      July 7, 2018 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    When itch comes to scratch 
    A plan I must hatch.
    As relieving said Itch  .
    Could become a real Bitch.
    I think I'd call my mate Ron.
    He's great with hands on.
     
      July 7, 2018 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Just non-chalantly scratch so so everyone should know it's ok to scratch your butt in public. Same as blowing your nose.
      July 7, 2018 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i just go to the bathrm or i go where noone is around and scratch
      July 9, 2018 4:53 PM MDT
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