Just Asking shows up at your place unexpectedly. What would you do?

Just saying, depends what's she there for ;)

Invite her in, instantly make her a Baileys and coffee on the rocks, hand her the suitcase I'd already packed for her, throw her in the car and take her to the beach for the weekend.  This being without computers or responsibilities.  
With this time she can do whatever she would like.  Sleep, play in the sun, be quite, go to a show, people watch, laugh, and overall just BE. The weekend would be all planned for an outing she would like and if she didn't, we could just be still and enjoy the ocean and getting away from it all.
All coffee drinks would be available any time and place!!  FREE! This post was edited by Merlin at July 7, 2018 3:41 PM MDT

Benefits of a gated community...

Offer her to come in and try some fresh made poutine. 

"Make her coffee and give her my order for extra cinnamon rolls for the Executive Breakroom."

I'd think I am in trouble again.. about to be told off.

I would show her the dungeon.  Wait, she's leaving already?  She just got here!

Plead the Fifth.

Whatever she wants. I'm pretty easy going. 

Eye would letter in.....post haste....:)D

id say hey there lol 

'your website is nicely made. congrats '

invite her in