Probably for the same reason I do it - the onslaught of seriously stupid, inane, silly, ridiculous and crude questions about bodily functions. Does that answer your question?
It's the same ole thing day after day. How to communicate without really saying anything. Then there is the Tilde scandal to deal with. He won't let anyone near them, then he wants to sell them, then they are running amuck..loose everywhere. Now we find out there are apostrophes involved. It doesn't get any deeper than that I hope.
Most likely you get up to soon .....IMy thinking is that's you should smash your alarm clock....it worked for me... Now I'm late for everything and I'm not tierd of doing it either.... :(