You do realize, don't you, that shortcuts are simply not allowed when making a sandwich for me, right? ~

Ok then. One hamburger coming up!  :D

So, just cold cuts then?

Looks like a plate of sour grapes for you! 
I gave your gourmet hor d'oeuvres to carbon and Shuhak.  I'm sure they were too short and small in size for you.  You are really missing out.  They won first prize in the taste competition. 

Picky! Picky! Picky!  Now your taste buds will never know. 
Big winks and smiles! This post was edited by Merlin at July 19, 2018 9:17 PM MDT

I can feel your pain. That could have been 4 sandwiches if she had sliced the meatballs thinner.

And meatballs are not good for a man your age anyway. It should have been cucumber. This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at July 19, 2018 9:17 PM MDT

Dude.  I make fresh bread.  I grow my own vegetables.

I grind my own mustard seeds.

I have a cow.

How can I miss?

Oh yeah.  I lie too.

Oh I ONLY take shortcuts.. I never put anything fancy in.. basic bread, meat/veggie alternative, another slice of bread.. if you are lucky I might put butter or mayo on it.  No wonder my son used to compost his sandwiches eh? 

no, i didnt realize that but im taking one anyways