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Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

We used call the police the "fuzz."

Posted - July 24, 2018
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  • 17599
    No.  I remember hearing kids call the cops the fuzz.  Where did that even come from?  ;)
      July 24, 2018 10:42 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    They are called the Pigs nere in England as well as ....The Gathers ,Plod ,Coppers , The Filth ...Noddys ....blue bottles ,The Rozzers...The Turpins ...as in Highway Robbers....

    There are so many more ,but I can't think of them at the moment....:(
      July 25, 2018 4:02 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Stoped by them you mean ?  More when I was 17 -18-19 years old..... I'd get stopped by them fairly often when out with my friends.....
    They never liked it when I asked why I was stopped and many just made things up...I'm sure lots of them just wanted a good ole  ogle as we all looked pretty young..
    I don't get stopped any more ...
      July 25, 2018 4:16 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    Liar...you were never that old.
      July 25, 2018 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    You forget.....Cute blonde  girls are allow to bendall the rules and it's the main reason that Stanley made flexible Tape Measures..    :) 
      July 25, 2018 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Ah...You are seven and a half metres old.
      July 25, 2018 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Women with tape measures; here I go having to prove myself again. Oh well, let's just get it over with. (Unzippppppp.)

    ~
      July 25, 2018 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    That would be a waist of time trying to measure something that can't be found .......have you ever heard the expression over there...you can't see the Hare through the trees.....hehe 
      July 26, 2018 2:35 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    LOL
      July 26, 2018 10:58 AM MDT
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  • "Yeah, but I beat the rap."

      July 25, 2018 4:28 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Nope, but don't say anything to them about me, don't even let onto them that you know me.   They've been trying to catch me for a few years now. 

    ~
      July 25, 2018 6:27 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Another handsome guy. Probably another famous guy whom I don't recognize.
    :)
      July 25, 2018 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    If you recognize him, he must not be that famous.
      July 26, 2018 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    You're probably right.
    :)
      July 26, 2018 11:40 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    Yes. Twice.
      July 25, 2018 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    Never. But I like and support the police. 
      July 25, 2018 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Well, fuzz seems to be attracted to my socks, a lot.  I seem to pick the fuzz up not the other way around.

    As far as the people who drive those cars with funny lights, yes.  They have invited me to be in their company a time or two. They were kind enough to let me leave their party and join in with my friends. This post was edited by Merlin at July 27, 2018 6:05 AM MDT
      July 25, 2018 10:41 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Think he'd pick me up?
    :)

    Image result for hot cop
      July 25, 2018 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Yaa Baby!  Bring it On!  Like I've said... Welby, you never let me down!!  Hahahahaha :) :)!
      July 25, 2018 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Ha!
    :)
      July 25, 2018 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Why is badge numger bass-ackwards?
      July 25, 2018 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Probably some mirror reflection somewhere?
    For some reason, I didn't notice that part of the image.
    :) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 27, 2018 10:38 PM MDT
      July 26, 2018 8:22 AM MDT
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  • 44620
    I see everything, my friend. Bwahahahaaha.
      July 26, 2018 10:57 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I didn't notice that either and I pride myself in being pretty observant.  I must be losing my touch.  Well, maybe not that but my eyes for little things like that.  Good Catch! :) :)
      July 27, 2018 10:39 PM MDT
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