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Randy D

Listen, there's no time to explain! The police are right behind me, and if they ask you, I was with you all night long, I never left, ok? ~

Posted - July 28, 2018
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  • 23577
    "You got it, bud! Just spend the entire night with me tonight --  and tomorrow night --  and . . . "

    :)


      July 28, 2018 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait . . . why are you taking my shirt off?  Why are you touching me like that?  Don't you remember that the police will be here any second now?  You have to be ready to speak with them!
    ~
      July 28, 2018 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    "Oh, yeah! You're right -- I'm ready! We'll get back to this later!"
      July 28, 2018 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Who are you, and who let you in the gate?  This post was edited by Don Barzini at July 28, 2018 11:32 AM MDT
      July 28, 2018 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Don!  It's ME, your old pal Randy D!  The gate was open, it was wide open, the guard was snoozing in his booth, I breezed right through. Don, can you hear me? Don!  Donnie!  You know me, Don, quit joking around, man!  Don't leave me hanging like this, I need an alibi!  Don, let me in! Are you there, Donnie Boy?   Donnnnnnnn!
    ~
      July 28, 2018 8:55 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Be with you in a minute, gotta Report the stupid guard. No more Christmas booze for that guy.
      July 28, 2018 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    Officer, I never saw this man before in my life.
      July 28, 2018 8:27 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yer.....like flip you were....are you sure youre not an Australian Aboriginal in a Drean State ?    And how many times have I told you about smoking that Wacky Backy  :)D 
      July 28, 2018 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      She'll tell you, detectives, just ask her.  It's just like I said, I arrived at her place at about 9 o'clock last night, and I left at 4:45 this morning. Go ahead, ask her.


    ~
      July 28, 2018 9:38 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yes it true officer....but can you please get it through to him that his incessant begging will get him nowhere :( 
      July 28, 2018 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      She's right; after the third or forth time I begged her again and again to let me get some sleep, but she's insatiable. She wants more and more and more and more!

    ~
      July 28, 2018 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Well.....I can't deny that I'm in many ways insatiable...... but it's only a fool that would deny me my requests..   I wonder if you know what the English expression " Over the Hil" stand for ? And its no wonder you dislike my favorite record sung by Gordon City ...." I Go All Night" ....!!
      July 28, 2018 10:37 AM MDT
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  • 11015
    No. Just No.
      July 28, 2018 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      I never know if that's you talking, or the restraining orders talking. 
    ~
      July 28, 2018 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, thats not okay, i dont lie
      July 29, 2018 5:50 PM MDT
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