My local DMV office has two cameras. If my picture is taken with the camera on the left side I get to look like a serial killer for the next five years. If it's taken with the camera on the right side I get to be a zombie for the next five years.
Listen, you're the one who's been stalking me, reading my snail-mail, digging through my trash cans, taking long-distance photos of me from afar in public using a zoom lens, peeking in my windows at night, following me to and from work, bugging my phone calls, installing hidden cameras and microphones in my home, and paying people to give you information about me, so don't pretend that you don't know. Grrrrrrr.