What is directly on you when you go to bed?

  That's so dirty, and it's no way to talk about your old lady.  Hey, wait . . . 

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Than I shall release you of your gravity pressure.  You are free to float anywhere out of gravity pull.  Where would you like to go? 

Right under a big a** tree that has $20 bills dropping all around me.

20s are a good choice.  Anything bigger and people might start to suspect.  So it will have to be in autumn when all leaves fall.  Excellent!!!  It is done!  Come this fall you will have a large tree you can sit with and have $20 bills dropping around you.  You can touch and have those $20 to spend on anything you would like.  :) :)


This post was edited by Merlin at August 7, 2018 8:32 PM MDT

AAAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just gave me a huge case of the Heebeee-Geeeebeeees!!

Now I feel the need to shower!

Yes... I'm very good at giving people the Heebeee-Geeeebeeees!!

I'm still itchy!! ;) ;)!

I'm sorry!  Now I feel bad!  Do you want me to delete the post?

Now I'm giggling!  You've changed my itch into a sweet giggle.  You've redeemed yourself.  I've gotta run and start my day anyway.  Have a great day and continue being so cool!! :) :)  Take Care and See ya soon! :) :)

  That's so dirty.  Hey, wait . . . 

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-perv- ;+

  Is that what you say to yourself whenever you look in a mirror?  I knew it was something like that!  

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This post was edited by Randy D at August 7, 2018 9:48 PM MDT