If your mirror could talk, what would it say back to you?

"Every morning you stick that ugly mug in my face. Then you brush your tooth. Don't spit that used toothpaste crap all over the sink, you slob. Yeah, that's it, forget to shave again so you can try to look like your five o'clock shadow is supposed to impress the ladies."

D'you mean my reflection, or the mirror itself? ... The mirror might say something like, "Finally, some company," or, "Don't do that in public!" 

My mirror always says "I have to reflect two of you because one person cannot have such a great personality, intelligence or good looks".

(Har har)

I am your one and only true friend. It's up to you to trust me.

That's pretty good Wilson.

The mirror or the reflection? What a good question. I did not think about that at all. Very clever.

That's funny. Good for you!

That's good. Deeper than it appears. Thanks.

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"You are one sexy motherf*cker"

Mine would say "stop talking to youreself."

You're the fairest of them all.

"Enjoy your day, make the most out of it..."

Wouldn't be able to say anything - for laughing.

Mmmmm, yes, there. Now there. Gently. Oh, that feels good. Now faster. Yeah, that's it. A little harder now. Oh yeah...

Woah...

revelc

Yeah. I think mine would say, "What happened to you?"

Do you mix cake batter in front of the mirror?

That's alright. Thank you for responding S.

You're welcome.

Putting in my contacts, brushing my hair, trying to get in my jeans...

It's time to color that gray hair again.

I get it, that's funny Tammy, thank you for answering.