Do you think I buy the majority of my tildes from legitimate sources, or do I get them from under-the-table?

Definitely by a slide-of-hand, under-the-table, pulled out of a hat, hidden in a deck of cards, left in a box at the train stations, switched backpacks at the airport, delivered via Next-Day-Air and snail-mail, and finally, your newest way of receiving all the tildes in the world, being dropped by drones at your home.

I'm on to your sly ways, Randy. 


You best watch your "Ps" and "Qs."  You never know!!

I thought you grew them yourself.

I really hope you're not getting them from under the table.

i have no idea