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OK...somebody has to ask this. It cover four stupid topics.

If I trade ten sammiches for a 13 gallon unused kitchen garbage bag full of tildes, could I get pregnant? I'll even toss in a free grammar error.

Posted - August 25, 2018
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  • 1502

    I’m guilty of grammatical errors. Usually it’s because I’m too lazy to fix them.
      August 25, 2018 2:16 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    There is a lot to be said for recycling an old GrandMa.....Plus they can't get pregnant ....:)D 
      August 25, 2018 2:40 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    That would guarantee conjoined triplets.
      August 25, 2018 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 10984
    Sorry, but once a garbage bag is full of tildes, it's no longer unused. Therefore, it's not worth even close to ten sammiches and your chances of pregnancy are virtually nil.
      August 25, 2018 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 53498
      There is just so much material here, I don't even know where to begin.


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      August 25, 2018 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    Start with the grammar...the slowly move to the others.
      August 25, 2018 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Maybe.  If a female crawls out of the garbage bag in the middle of the night while you're asleep she'll try to crawl into your mouth so she can lay her eggs in your stomach.  You'll be pregnant with tildes.  The female tilde can lay up to several thousand eggs.
      August 25, 2018 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 53498

      What, no Trump?  You're slacking. 

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      August 25, 2018 8:44 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    Hey, I ain't Rosie.
      August 26, 2018 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    anything is possible, just try it and see
      September 8, 2018 5:36 PM MDT
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